Sunday, July 23, 2006

Answering...

"Please leave a message at the sound of the beep."

BEEP!

Hi Mary, it's Tom again.
Yeah, I know, another message, right?
Hope you haven't forgotten
about me!

So, uh, anyway...

I really thought we
hit it off Mary, but...

I don't know what to feel now.
You said you were tired of
people playing games.
What do you call this Mary?
Phone tag? Tag, you're it!
Just kidding.

Look, if I in some way offended you,
just tell me. Mary, I'd still really like --

Tom?

Oh, Mary, hi! You screening --

You asshole. My name... is Beth.

CLICK.

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