Friday, June 30, 2006

Random Haiku #41

The crowd has spoken,
leaning me towards new ventures -
could this be the end?

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Random Haiku #40

"Versatility",
an Asian trait - just don't ask
them to pronounce it.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Random Haiku #39

Mysterious girl,
found her number on napkin
but karma smeared. Fate?

Monday, June 26, 2006

Random Haiku #38

XM radio
cool, but needs constant signal
or else it will cu-

Random Haiku #37

Early morning shock
betrayed by one's alarm clock
good job, snooze button...

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Random Haiku #36

Saturday, early
you, me, and cups of coffee
morning made easy

Friday, June 23, 2006

Random Haiku #35

Late night, restless mind
your smile, I can't shake away
wish I could quit you...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Random Haiku #34

Saw the last donut
but snagged up by "Copy Boy"
you can have this round...

Monday, June 19, 2006

Random Haiku #33

Dinner a no-go,
lovely company must wait
oh, to cash rain checks...

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Random Haiku #32

Dinner done, check comes
group stares at it, arms folded
fine, my treat again...

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Random Haiku #31

This space, this meter
parked the last spot on the block
but can't find quarters...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Random Haiku #30

"The Man"'s got me down
burning the midnight toils
no poems tonight :(

Random Haiku #29

Men and their remotes
power at their fingertips
but can't mute woman...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Random Haiku #28

Standing in line blows
forgot to take a number
curses, DMV.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Random Haiku #27

Prison food's no joke
menu items limited
pass, on tossed salads.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Random Haiku #26

Husband bored to tears
Wife looks at Prada purses
no escape for him...

Friday, June 09, 2006

Random Haiku #25

"PC Load Letter"
but I need to print right now
be kind, keep it full!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Random Haiku #24

Me and my Swingline
Kalashnikov of staplers
paper stands - no chance.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Random Haiku #23

Time's up, pencils down
scratching in final answer
now it's in God's hands...

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Random Haiku #22

The day has arrived
no fire and brimstone just yet
but gone... he is not.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Random Haiku #21

Office space unsafe
nicked palm on tape dispenser
band-aid hides the scratch.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Random Haiku #20

Last taps on keyboard
flick the light on the way out
paperwork can wait.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Random Haiku #19

Death, blood, surrounds me
187 and a drive-by
heaven is busy.