Friday, June 22, 2007

Pressure-Sensitive...

You ask, "Does
this dress make
me look fat?"

I see no easy
course around this
"minefield" query:

step here, my
awful pokerface
will give me away

step there, I
might as well
sleep on the sofa

no choice but
to go with the
non-answer --

"Absolutely, positively,
in no way does it not
make you look radiant"...

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