Satisfying a Fix at 1 AM... (senryu)

Midnight cravings for
Lucky Charms with chocolate
milk -- Sugar High Bomb!

Really, I Ain't Sweat'n It... (senryu)

I'm still a "Plus One"
on "Single's Awareness Day" --
but I'm not lonely...


***If you're with that special someone, I wish you all the best.

If you find yourself without, then don't bother to pout --

love. is. everywhere -

and that ain't the Hallmark talking... ;)***

Under The Influence...(senryu)

Too much alcohol
lead me to sing "Uptown Girl" --
Billy would be pleased...

Evaporating Slowly... (senryu)

Damp, office carpet,
like an indoor Everglades --
it still smells like poo...


***Dear friends, I hope to get back to my usual writing self when this latest conundrum subsides... ;)***

6 Weird Things About Me - All In Senryu!...

I enjoy coffee
stale, if it is poured from a
big, yellow carafe

I like the pain in
my feet because it reminds
me I'm still alive

I once beat a bunch
of Trekkies at Star Trek
Trivial Pursuit - yeah!

I like orange juice
with pulp in the Spring, and no
pulp in the Summer

I prefer to watch
independent films alone --
it's for my "me time"

I once tried to start
a Crowded House tribute band --
but the dream WAS over... ;)

***That's all folks. Thanks to Dan for the tag, and hey, if you've got weirdness to share, go right ahead***

Humidity Cure... (senryu)

Lipton brewed iced tea,
sweet on a hot summer day -
caffeine-me away...

o.g. 2/20/07

It's How He Uses The Web (senryu)...

Dad reads e-mail like
Kasparov plotting chess moves --
But Dad, that one's SPAM!...

Mystic Cherry (senryu)...

Washington Cherries,
cold juices flow from each bite --
one bowl, saved my life...

Maroon-ed Eye... (senryu)

A scratched cornea -
eye so red it lit the night --
Rudolph would be pleased...

Almost There... (senryu)

Head is throbbing less,
nose is almost clear again --
"Wellville" up ahead...

Hard-Fast Rules of Air Travel... (senryu)

Fasten your seat belt...

...Stow your tray during takeoff --

Have a pleasant flight.

After Dinner Hindsight...(senryu)

No room for dessert,
yeah, poor planning on my part --
next time, Pecan Pie...

Silly Candy...(senryu)

Jolly Ranchers are
neither "jolly" nor "rancher" --
but they are, "tasty"...

Valentine's Day, served 21st Century Senryu style...

Cupid, strike me down!

With laser-guided arrows --

No way you can miss!!!

**Big thanks and SUPER WINKS ;) to those that sent me e-cards and special notes this year - Loved every one of them! And may we all appreciate those we love - today, each day, and the tomorrows to come... P.S. I'm feeling particularly festive, so I might post more than once today, so I'll catch ya'll later... ;)**

Lazy Angelenos...(senryu)

"I can walk from here."

"Let me drive you to your car."

"That is sooooo L.A.!"

We Make Quite a "Racquet" In Tennis... (senryu)

Your cross-court backhand
with my forehand down-the-line
are a perfect match!...

***I guess you can say I find her quite "smashing"... ;)***

Bottom Of My Check Read...(senryu)

"Please pay your server" -
as if to forget "dine and
dashing" is not cool...

Bloor Street Station...

On Church and Charles,
easy to spot young lovers -
John and John, French Kiss...

Friday Night Out...(senryu)

Mustang-red lip gloss,
bold, indigo eye shadow -
baby... you look hot!

Carbo-licious...(senryu)

Ironic junk food,
Slim Jims can cause fat Larrys --
who saw that coming?