Photo-Catchup: In case you were wondering...

Basically, I'm still trying to figure out ways to photoblog efficiently, and I hope I've hit upon something for now. Using some free tools, here's what's been happening with me these past few days.

Below is my recent trip to the Magic Kingdom:





And below is my visit to Hollywood and Universal Studios:







Let me know if you guys want captions. It's just that I do this already on Facebook, so I'm pretty tired of typing the same thing out, but if you guys like this, then I might do more of these and just only type out captions once. Whatevers you guys want. For reals... ;)

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Go Cart, Go Home...

You see a shopping cart on the side of the road. You could ignore it, sure that's the easy thing to do. Or maybe, just maybe, you're crazy enough to walk it all the way back to the store from which it came...

This Bed Bath and Beyond cart was calling for its brethren...

... So 8 long blocks later, it was finally home. Only to be snatched
by a guy 5 seconds later.

Sometimes you don't have to go out of your way to do the right thing... ;)

Building a Bookshelf: Right on Target...

I will never be a master-craftsman. But that doesn't mean I can't be a master-crapsman. Lend me two screwdrivers and a hammer, and here's what happens:

Typical bookshelf in the "Before" stage

Looks like all the pieces are still there, that's a good start

Key to success: lay it all out, and make sure you have EVERYTHING for reals

Follow the instructions, or else you might accidentally make a table

Standing up on its own. Always a good sign towards the end

Ta-Da! A bookshelf that's ready for use. And I used every single
part... I think. ;)

Random Haiku #69...

Hurt my big left toe,
clipped the lip of the bath tub --
my feet in retreat...

My Father's Sacrifice (Don't worry, it's funny)...

Last night, while riding in the car with my Mother and Father:

ZRRRRROOOOM!

Did you see that?

Dad, that guy just totally cut you off!

I hope he gets into an accident. He deserves it for driving like that.

Easy there. Don't you think you're being a bit hard on him?

No. That guy was crazy!

But still...

You know what? That's what I'm gonna give up for Lent.

What are you giving up?

I'm giving up being a nice guy.

Huh?

You heard me! I'm gonna be a jerk for 40 days!

That doesn't make any sense at all! How do you reason this?

Well, most of the year people are jerks and they're only nice during Lent. So I'm gonna do the opposite and be a jerk for them. It will help to balance out the universe - for the lack of jerks during Lent.

You've gotta be kidding me!

You think being an asshole is easy? It takes A LOT of work! So... I'll be like a "reverse martyr". I think I can do it.

So basically, you're going to sacrifice kindness in all its forms?

Yes.

Hey - can I borrow 20 bucks?

No!

Ah, it's starting already...

***And then we all got into a funny conversation about the Chinese and how they confuse the word "intercourse" instead of using "discussion" and how hilarious that usually turns out - but alas, that's another story entirely...;)***