The Truncation of Phrased Expletives...

My father, ever the wordsmith, has created a word that sums up FUBAR better than FUBAR sums up itself.

"Shituation"

Shit-u-a-tion (shit-oo-ey-shuh n) - noun

1.manner of being poorly situated; location or position with reference to an unwanted and or hostile environment: The shituation of the house allowed for a great view of a brick wall.

2.poor condition; case; plight: He is in a desperate shituation.

3.a state of dire affairs of special or critical significance in the course of a play, novel, etc…

God, I hope this makes it into the lingual-lexicon... ;)